Prometheus in 15 minutes

Prometheus in 15 minutes

It was better than the movie.

Oh yes. I did in fact see this movie. In fact, due to my SO being a diehard alien fan, we saw it again on Blu-ray. This was after I found so many plot holes with it that the suspicion of belief I was supposed to have was destroyed and I promptly found it meh. But he’s a die-hard fan so he got it. He also buys me the Resident Evil movies every year for Xmas as a cruel joke knowing I hate them oh so much. I didn’t say he was a benevolent SO. 

Anyway, we watched it. And the attached extras and commentary and other assorted things. It was indeed a pretty movie but I wasn’t that impressed. Then I landed onto someone’s live journal link. I knew I wasn’t the only one who found fault with the movie, but no one had put it so hilariously. 
 
 
See, this live journalist not only watched the movie, but saw it in both 3D and IMAX 3D. She loved it to bits. Though I doubt her and my SO loved it for the same reasons. She took pretty much took everything that happened and made a parody script.
 
The script points out that the scientists were hit with the stupid, that people acted like robots and that robots are jerks. Also bad sciencing and tentacle babies. Yes, sciencing is a word. The fact that the write-up is spot on made it that much more hysterical. The wrap sentence at the end sells it:
 
‘[The Engineer was of the first generation, and lo, did he or someone equally bald beget humanity in the second, because he could. Humanity made the third-generation android because they could, and the android created a fourth generation of life because he had daddy issues, and then the fourth generation created a fifth generation born of the fourth generation made by the third generation using the womb of the second generation created by the first generation, and thus did it crawl out from under that starfish pancake of a facesnuggler.]
 
THE FIFTH GENERATION: RAHHHHHHHHH
 
THE FIFTH GENERATION'S MINIJAWS: rehhhhhhhhh
 
[And lo, we were all severely screwed.]‘