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MOICHAEL JACKSON HOAX CLUB INITIATES HUNT FOR LIVING CHILDTOUCH SUPERSTAR

WE’RE THE MICHAEL JACKSON DEAF HOX INVESTIGATERS AND WE GET SHIT DONE

if you have a michael jackson is still alive story waste no time in emailing to us here at the internetchronicle.org/ or just post it here or comment it thats quickest for real

we dont give a flip what you write but we can tell if your lying so BE HONEST

At the Chronicle.SovietUnion we care about your piravicay so make every effort to conceal it from us or else we hand it over to the authoritarians in charge of the website. big deal

[pullquote]MICHAEL JACKSON IS STILL ALIVE TOUCHING HEALTHY LIVING CHILDREN

~me[/pullquote]

if you feel that michael jackson may have touched you, please reach out to a support group that handles that sort of thing because we do NOT provide therapy and will delete your requests for compassion and humanity. or you could just learn to live with how awesome it is that a pop superstar handled your little boy junk while the gettin was still good.

also we will touch you. i will personally make my way into your home and crawl into bed with you and your siblings and touch it all. every hairless inch.

there is no stopping the michael jackson death hoax instigators and it may come to that. you may find yourself desperately trying to stop us while others around you depend on you to make it stop. try as you might, we will succeed.

WE’RE THE MICHAEL JACKSON DEATH HOAX INGESTIGATORS AND WE MOFO GET SHIT DONE

dont be a tool of the illuminati. they might be watching; but we are videotaping.

The Chronicle is BACK

Totallyfalse.info Leader “Done In”

Ladies and Gentlemen, it has come to my attention that our dear compatriot Nick Maccombs of the totallyfalse.info has abandoned helm of the fine publication totallyfalse.info.

It is my regret to inform you all Maccombs suffers from Parkinson's disease, which is no laughing matter. Additionally, he has finally succumbed to a long battle with Alzheimer's. Nurses close to the editor said he's "all fucked up" and "pretty much done in." Nick has forgotten his passwords to everything, and is no longer capable of going online.

It is with great pleasure I announce internetchronicle.org/ hereby reserves the right to the Maccombs estate, including the domain totallyfalse.info, as relinquished upon apprenticeship to Lebal Drocer, Inc. and her subsidiaries – [outlined in the Legal section of this site.] This includes all intellectual property rights and access to personal finances.

Let us pray:

Dear Lord, we ask that you protect Maccombs on his holy quest. We ask that you make all the dinosaur bones go away, so that people will stop pointing to Nick as proof of your nonexistence, Dear Lord.

As I walk through /b/ in the shadow of death, I need do no evil, for you are with me; thy rod and thy staff, they comfort and pleasure me.

Amen.

Amen.

All rise.

Except you, Nick.

Rest in Peace.

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