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SungYun67: mmmm yeah…u like that..mmm you tiny titless hot bitch..mmmm

Many years ago, in the days before Omegle, there was AOL Instant Messenger. AIM was one of many great places to find masturbating people who want to have cyber sex with a stranger. Participants in cybersex explore fantasies with random strangers as long as they know the secret answer to ASL (Age/Sex/Location). It is of course 12/f/cali

SungYun67: asl
Rebelyus Pnk Grl: 12 f cali
Rebelyus Pnk Grl: wana cyberz
SungYun67: 17 m i
SungYun67: il*
SungYun67: sure. is my age ok?
Rebelyus Pnk Grl: yes
SungYun67: cool. what do u look like/pic?
Rebelyus Pnk Grl: i have no boobs yet but im devloping still my mom says
Rebelyus Pnk Grl: sorry
SungYun67: its ok
SungYun67: i dont care about boobs that much
Rebelyus Pnk Grl: ok can i give you head
SungYun67: are u hot?
Rebelyus Pnk Grl: yes
SungYun67: wanna describe yourself?
Rebelyus Pnk Grl: i have a huge cock
Rebelyus Pnk Grl: wait..
SungYun67: ur a GIRL
Rebelyus Pnk Grl: no i have big tits and a horny wet pussy
SungYun67: u said ur developing…
SungYun67: just tell me the truth, i dont care
Rebelyus Pnk Grl: i want cock and im 10 years old im a freak ih ate myselh
SungYun67: why. dont hate urself
SungYun67: so, u lied about being 12, too?
Rebelyus Pnk Grl: YES IM SORRY
Rebelyus Pnk Grl: IM ONLY 10
SungYun67: its ok
SungYun67: is it ok that i talk to u?
Rebelyus Pnk Grl: YES CAN WE CYBER
SungYun67: tell me what u look like, so i can imagine what u
Rebelyus Pnk Grl: I AM TINY LIKE WEIGH 60 POUNDS
SungYun67: how tall?
Rebelyus Pnk Grl: ABOUT 4’9Cybering
SungYun67: cute
SungYun67: blonde?
Rebelyus Pnk Grl: YEP
SungYun67: really?:-D
Rebelyus Pnk Grl: UH HUH
Rebelyus Pnk Grl: LETS CYBER START
SungYun67: what’s ur name, babe?
Rebelyus Pnk Grl: MELANIE
SungYun67: whatcha wearin?
Rebelyus Pnk Grl: my pajamys
SungYun67: what are they like?
Rebelyus Pnk Grl: just panties and a big shirt
SungYun67: mmm
SungYun67: what color panties?
Rebelyus Pnk Grl: YELLOW
Rebelyus Pnk Grl: HEHEHE
SungYun67: mmm. thongs?;-)
Rebelyus Pnk Grl: MY PRIVITS ARE GETTING ALL WET
Rebelyus Pnk Grl: NOO
Rebelyus Pnk Grl: MY MOM QWONT BY ME THOSE
SungYun67: ok. -i bet your pussy is still hairless…mmm
Rebelyus Pnk Grl: YES
SungYun67: so, u wont get in trouble if we cyber?
Rebelyus Pnk Grl: NO THEYRE GONE
SungYun67: good
SungYun67: want me to start, baby?
Rebelyus Pnk Grl: YES PLZ
SungYun67: *i come into your room, since your parents are gone. i lock the door and pull down the blinds. i then lay u on your bed*
Rebelyus Pnk Grl: will it hurt
SungYun67: no baby..i’ll be gentle;-)
Rebelyus Pnk Grl: ive never felt this way b4
SungYun67: do u trust me?
Rebelyus Pnk Grl: yes
Rebelyus Pnk Grl: i am tuching myself
SungYun67: *i then hold u down as i press my lips onto yours and then opening our mouths to french kiss*
Rebelyus Pnk Grl: what does your penis look like
SungYun67: it’s big and hard, baby
SungYun67: didnt u learn what it looks like?
Rebelyus Pnk Grl: yes i was jsut wondering
Rebelyus Pnk Grl: do somthing
SungYun67: *our tongues touch and we tongue kiss and exchange saliva. then i go down to your neck and nibble ur neck*
Rebelyus Pnk Grl: heheheheehe
SungYun67: u virgin, baby?
Rebelyus Pnk Grl: yes
SungYun67: mmmmm
SungYun67: *i lift up your shirt and start to kiss your shoulders then chest, rubbing and then sucking on your tiny hard nipples*
Rebelyus Pnk Grl: that feels good do mroe
SungYun67: *i rub on both your nipples and suck on them as i kiss your belly. then i grab your panties and lift your hips, then i slip off your panties slowly*
Rebelyus Pnk Grl: oh god im tuching mysef
SungYun67: mmmm yeah…u like that..mmm you tiny titless hot bitch..mmmm
Rebelyus Pnk Grl: Who is this?
SungYun67: ?
SungYun67: what kind of question is that?
Rebelyus Pnk Grl: What kidn of person are you, saying these things to my daughter?
SungYun67: ?
SungYun67: ok, im confused. goodbye
Rebelyus Pnk Grl: I am on the phone with AOL/Time Warner right now, and I am going to have the authorities take care of this.
SungYun67: whatever
Rebelyus Pnk Grl: What were you saying to my daughter??
Rebelyus Pnk Grl: She’s crying!!

 

 

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Thanks for ruining #OccupyWallStreet, Michael Moore

THIS SHOULD CREEP YOU OUT

For some reason Occupy protesters love to chase off politicians but not Michael Fucking Moore. Have they lost their minds? Nothing would convince me sooner that Occupy Wall Street is liberal astroturf than Michael Moore’s involvement. Michael Moore is fucking pissed off that he couldn’t get a moneyshot with cannister-skull Scott Olsen in the hospital while getting flashbanged by a fake Hollywood cop. Michael Moore took his private jet to Oakland just for that opportunity to ruin everything for everyone forever. He looks like Jabba the fucking Hutt! GTFO!!!!

In livestreaming the events of Occupy Wall Street, it is clearly evident that many of the protesters are acting like victims for the cameras. At this point, it’s pretty much like shitty reality television for the internet. The people are throwing tantrums for the cameras, chanting “The whole world is watching,” and “Shame! Shame! Shame!” when the police interfere with their differently interpreted freedom of assembly which I assume is the only thing they’ve really decided on protesting for sure.

The human microphone is a sadly ironic and creepy idea. The crowd shouts “Not because of a leader” only after Michael Moore implicitly orders them to repeat it. The applications of the human microphone for mind control are staggering and real. Do not participate in the human microphone. You may fall prey to the subtle mind control and resultant groupthink which is dangerous to your individuality.

The police officers resent this farce, as they do not care to be drawn into a shitty communist reality television show designed for the internet. They may take careful aim with that tear gas cannister or enjoy cracking a skull just that little bit more. Violence is mounting! Stay tuned internets, this next police crackdown might spike that google trend back up to new heights. Someone might die!

The protesters claim to shout their name to the cameras for “legal reasons” when they get arrested. Lebal Drocer’s cocainedlawyers assure us that screaming your name on camera for the livefeed is just a piece of meaningless drama. Please don’t shout your fucking name.

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The Lebal Drocer, Incorporated

 


Motherfuckers at the NBC
Don’t know how hard it is bein’ me.
All I wanna do is a drink a little, talk a little,
And fuck myself free.
God damn motherfuckers at the NBC
Censorin’ me.

All I am is God,
All I am is wrong
All I am is Cheech
I am Tommy Chong.
To each his own
Far-reaching
Internet government
Subservient clone.
FUCK YOU.
I am the one
I am the son
Of benevolence won.
I am the antichrist
purveyor
betrayer
I am the gun.
FUCK YOU.
I'm not some confounding
[you know who]
some loud-talking resounding
asshole like you.
NBC: I am me.
And I say
Fuck you.

This just in:

At least four high level Lebal Drocer Senior Executives are suspected of embezzling a total four and a half billion dollars from investors since 2007. [pullquote]

I am the antichrist

-Raleigh

[/pullquote]Authorities allege Raleigh Sakers, Lebal Drocer CEO, spearheaded the operation one day when he ran out of batteries for a personal voice recorder, which he never turned off. Ever.
These allegations, Sakers contended, are untrue.

If convicted, Raleigh T. Sakers, better known as the Transcendental Man, faces life in prison with no opportunity for parole. However, sources say this is nothing new. In 1987, Sakers was sentenced to ten years in prison for vehicular manslaughter when he was found guilty of intentionally running over a best friend in a brand new Mercedes E Class sedan.

Owner and proprietor of Lebal Drocer Holdings, Sakers enjoys a life of luxury and wealth through corporate sponsorships garnered from internetchronicle.org/, the Elf Wax Times, totallyfalse.info and presstorm.com. Insiders, whose names which journalistic integrity compels us never to share, told chronicle reporters presstorm.com is an asset Sakers chose to let dissolve after its leadership self-immolated during the summer of 2011.

Sakers reportedly said, "I don't give a fuck if it's just one person. She isn't doing a housewife's work," before slamming a door on the hand of his youngest daughter Mita, who is five and screamed out in angst when Sakers told the girl he "did that on purpose."

Prayers of the internetchronicle.org/ staff and undoubtedly the entirety of her readership go out to Raleigh Theodore Sakers in his time of trouble. We would also like to recognize Pepsi Co., Starbucks, Genocide and NATO for all of their efforts in our similar quest for capital. Godspeed, and amen.

Amen.