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BREAKING: Bluehost, demanding we remove all disparaging posts mentioning th3j35t3r, threatened to take the internetchronicle.org/ off their servers Thursday unless internetchronicle.org/ issues public apology and formal proof of cyberbullying articles' deletion.

We are so very sorry for hurting th3j35t3r'5 feelings. We did not realize she is so very fragile but now we know her emotions are as balanced as a bipolar single mom and we heed rightly all warnings not to upset her or her three ardent Twitter followers / defenders.

We have not removed the articles ourselves, but instead made th3j35t3r an official internetchronicle.org/ account, with privileges all to her own that will grant her the power she needs to remove the articles if she feels they are inaccurate or misrepresent her in any way. The username and password were direct messaged to her on Twitter Thursday morning.

We are also sorry for Twitter accounts controlled by this writer who, when not writing for the chronicle, has an extremely loose tongue and demonstrates great interest in the arid climates of female genitalia. But for that we can only be sorry, for what he does in his own time is his own business. But you can rest assured, he won't bring that dicktalk to the Chronicle. No sir. He surely won't.

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My dear j35t3r, you are a bottomless source of lulz.

When I helped ruin your Westboro Baptist Psy-Op, Topiary took all the glory and I stole all your troll food. You were a failure then, and you are a failure now. You may be pretty good at throwing packets around, but that doesn’t mean you have any valuable skills. I have all the insanely advanced Computer Science 101 it takes to do what you do, but I can get attention for my cause without the parlor tricks you pass for hacktivism. This site gets nearly as much traffic as yours without the need for that kind of childish behavior.

Lately, no one’s been paying attention to you. That makes you a sad little troll, eh? Your recent confrontation with John Tiessen not only proves you are desperately in need of attention, but it also shows how fearful you are of engaging truly skilled trolls. Remember that hilarious, substantive troll about Hugo Carvalho I published on pastebin in your name? You denied it before I could even refresh the page to see the view count. I guess you were saving all your attention for this obstreperous John Tiessen nutjob. I guess it’s just natural that you’d pick the low hanging fruit. It’s okay, you know I’m a pro, and you know not to fuck with me.

John Tiessen is right though, you are a Newt Gingrich. The fact that Tiessen is a sex offender only strengthens his point. It takes one to know one, as they say. You’re an adult who believes that the childish DDoS of Jihadist web sites justifies the illegal possession of a bot-net. You rape the computers of children, old women, wounded soldiers, and the general public just so you can get the kind of attention that other writers at this site and I command with pure creativity. And then, most insulting of all, you use what you do as a platform to collect donations for Wounded Warriors and yourself. You sick Newt Gingrich.

I hope you enjoy your empty bitcoin purse and your dwindling traffic. Your 15 minutes of fame are up, loser. Tick-tock, tango down, stay frosty. Get the fuck off the internet forever, please.

Yours truly,

Someone much better than you

P.S. As a joke, I advertised my bitcoin address (18zJouAQAMzX5sJygZ4M2QV7yb8FzxSbdq) and begged for money to spend on Silk Road. Since then, I have received more donations than you ever will.