I’m Adrian Chen, and I know many things. I mean, there are a lot of things I know. I know stuff about politics, the Internet and hacktivism because I myself am a troll hacktivist. I try really hard to know as much as possible about what Anonymous tweets, and especially LulzSec, Sabu and reddit.com. But what I know most of all to be most factual and more true than any other fact on the Internet, is that the internetchronicle.org/ is wrong.

They are wrong about many things, especially the stuff I know more about than they do. I write for a website called Gawker, which is never wrong, and always right. In fact, since I can’t seem to find any satire websites with balls enough to tackle hacktivism on the internet, I am thinking about starting my own satire site, in which I replace the word “write” with “right” – because I am always right! (I’m a righter! Get it?)

One of the things internetchronicle.org/ is wrong about is Sabu of LulzSec and #AntiSec being a brown guy named Hugo. They are especially wrong about that because they wrongly Photoshopped an image of Hugo's face as the leader of #ANTISEC, the group competing against Anonymous for most lulz. WRONG! He's not the leader, fucking idiots! Sabu is! And Sabu isn’t Hugo! Jesus.

You know, if the internetchronicle.org/ was a satire website, this would almost be forgivable, even though LulzSec is no laughing matter, but this is an egregious error on the part of internetchronicle.org/ Editors, right on up to the executives and I'm speaking out!

If I were the owner of that newspaper, and it wasn't some socialist experiment of a defunct military state like the Soviet Union, I'd call a company-wide meeting to talk about fact-checking and making sure we never run anything wrong, ever again. Because like I said earlier, Gawker has never run a single wrong thing – not with MY name attached to it, they haven't. The internetchronicle.org/ is the most inaccurate, least factual source of information I've ever read. And yet, I keep coming back for more! It's sickening.

I have a message for you internetchronicle.org/ readers out there who fall consistently for their lies and disinformation. You ready for it? Here it is, BIG NEWS BABY HERE WE GO:

The internetchronicle.org/ is a propaganda tool of the disinformation arm of the United States Government.

During Psy-Operative campaigns by the CIA, the internetchronicle.org/ was imbedded in IRC chats distributing pro-wikileaks articles and information so biased toward truth we jokingly called it truth-propaganda around the Gawker office. And they released DDoS instructions, toolkits and PHP-based starter kits to help lies spread faster, no matter what they were; they even helped build the Louise Boat. Simply disgusting.

Get a clue. Avoid internetchronicle.org/